Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-3078 (?)
- SCP-3078 refers to a series of digital images that, when viewed by a person, cause an uncontrollable urge to laugh intensely until they suffocate and die. These dangerous images would automatically create copies of themselves every hour by making new social media accounts with strange usernames and posting the image. Although the images changed appearance multiple times, they all had the same deadly effect. All known instances of SCP-3078 have been deleted from the internet, but special programs still scan for any new appearances of these self-replicating images to remove them quickly.
- Simo Häyhä (?)
- Simo Häyhä, known as "The White Death," was a Finnish military sniper during the 1939–1940 Winter War against the Soviet Union, and is widely considered the deadliest sniper in history. Using a Finnish-produced M/28-30 rifle with iron sights and a Suomi KP/-31 submachine gun, he is credited with over 500 confirmed kills in less than 100 days, often operating in extreme cold and utilizing white camouflage and tactical snow concealment. Häyhä was severely wounded by an explosive bullet to the face shortly before the war's end, but survived and lived a long life as a farmer and hunter, remaining modest about his wartime achievements until his death in 2002 at age 96.